Inspired by the language we all know and love from the artifact world, the No Brainer Performance Tee celebrates the classic phrases that show up in every great frame or listing — World Class, Super Fine, Patina, No Brainer Old, and more — all arranged in a bold arrowhead-shaped word cloud.
This lightweight, breathable tee is designed for all-day comfort, whether you’re walking a creek, browsing a relic show, or just swapping stories with friends. It’s a nod to the shared passion, lingo, and sense of humor that connects collectors across the country.
Made with performance in mind, this shirt wicks moisture, keeps its shape, and pairs well with everything from jeans to field gear.
Product Features:
- 100% polyester for durability and shape retention
- Lightweight (3.8 oz/yd²), moisture-wicking fabric
- Structured side seams and double-needle hems for long-lasting wear
- High-quality Direct-to-Film print for vibrant, lasting design
- Tear-away label for added comfort
- Unisex sizing with multiple color options available
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Whether you’re at a summer show, out scouting new ground, or just enjoying the hobby with friends — this tee is a No Brainer.